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Roger Clemens: Grow Up, Take off Your Diapers and Tell the Truth

is just one logical, sensible and proper line of advice to give Roger Clemens, even now as his federal grand jury trial on perjury charges has been declared a mistrial.

Time to put on your big boy pants, Roger.

Go ahead. Get them out of storage. Look in your drawer and see if they’re buried under your “The Dog Ate My Homework” T-shirt and the “Somebody Broke That Vase But Not Me” cap.

Don’t worry about them still fitting. After all, like many of your high-dollar athletic peers, you are essentially a large child. One that has been pampered, blown dry, derriere kissed, glorified, deified and lauded for the singular ability that makes mere mortals worship at the mere sight of your jock strap.


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