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The Yankees Punch Their Ticket To the Dance Once Again

that movie Thinner?

It was based on a novel by Stephen King, in which an obese family man commits a hit-and-run, only the victim is the daughter of a witch, or a wizard, or a gypsy. Listen, 1996 was a long time ago.

Anyway, the witch/wizard/gypsy casts a hex on the fatty—"You keeel my daughter, and I curse you, thinnnnnnnner"—and the obese family man wastes away to nothing and (I think) eventually dies.

It wasn't a family movie.

I bring this up because I've been worried that Joe Girardi has a pretty horrible secret he's been hiding from us. It may involve his Jeep Wrangler and a dimly-lit street in Westchester.

Giardi is looking gaunt. Like, Lindsay-Lohan-on-a-Columbian-getaway gaunt. Of course, if you're not an idiot, ...

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