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Less Cowbell: Yankees Stagger Out of Tampa in Second Place

now, ladies and gentleman, the Aflac $100,000 Question of the Day: Who is Dan Johnson?

Hmmmm ...

Was he the dude from Miami Vice? Wait, that was Don Johnson.

Okay ...

Well, I think I went to middle school with a Dan Johnson, but he was really only notable for getting chicken pox like seven times. No one with an immune system that flawed could defeat the New York Yankees, so let's rule him out.

Let's see ...

People tell me that Boston fans know Johnson very well; apparently he's done similar damage to the Nation. Unfortunately, Red Sox fans have been harder to find than Sisqo for the past two months.

Think, think, think ...

Seriously now, who in the hell is this Dan Johnson — and why is he trying to destroy ...

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